Diana's laughs

Since everyone has been sleeping for hours now (and its only 10pm), I'm not sure what happened because we normally go to bed at midnight. Not that I enjoy it, its only that Diana has no schedule whatsoever and we have decided that she hurts sleeping and so she keeps all of us awake except for Eli. Nothing will come between his feeding time and bed time:)

Anyway, I have been thinking about Diana and wanted to right down a few funny things she has said in the past year. She is just so funny, she makes us laugh so hard.
Here it goes
   - Mommy am cold, wrap me like a burrito (after taking a bath)
   - Mommy why is Eli eating you? (Eli nursing)
   - No, lets put jam on bread, butter is pretty disgusting
   - Mommy, do you know why ducks make me happy? No, why do they make you happy Diana? They make me happy because they QUACK  me up (We later learned that she got this joke from Mickey Mouse clubhouse)
   - She finds a picture of her dad and says, 'who is this?' Its me says dada, 'Oh no! what happened to you?' (there was nothing wrong with the picture maybe she thought differently)
      - We are watching the show Ants and the termites are attacking the ants and I say, ' wow, those termites are big. Then she says, 'just like you mommy.'
   - She is praying and say 'thank you mommy is a woman.'
   - 'Ok, am going for work now' where do you work? I asked. She responds, 'walmart and costco.'
   - While nursing Eli, my breast milk squirts on her face and she loves it, then she says 'mommy pee on me again.'

Daddy on the phone with Diana   
Daddy - 'Diana you need to eat your lunch'
Diana - 'I did already, my muscles are big and strong.'
Daddy - Oh you are so cute Diana
Diana - 'Thanx daddy, you are cute and handsome too.'

Me nursing Eli
Diana -'what are you doing mommy?'
Mom - 'I am feeding Eli.'
Diana - 'Is he drinking milk from your belly?'



Happy laughs:)